I head this song the other day, what is this song?I was sitting in the county court house watching the Budweiser clock spin around for about two hours when my mind became full of images of Vampires. I thought I better jump in my old corvette and cruise around the county court house a few times then go to Mag's cafe for some coffee and lemon pie. Thats when I saw a queer. He had purple bellbottoms on and a big green button that said, God is acid. That pissed me off. I yelled my name is Johnny. What do you think your doing in my town. That pansy ignored my existence. I jumped out of my old corvette and kicked his ass. Then I heard voices. Johnny why did you beat up that guy? I said he had smooth hands. Johnny why did you whip that guy?I said he tried to wink at me.Johnny why did you do that? He was walking up to where the boy scouts meet, I don't like to see that.